Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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