Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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