There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So. Much. Porn.
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