theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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