i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My Higher Power is John Stamos
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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