i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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