can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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