I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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