is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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