I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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