The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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