I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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