we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I can't turn off my feet"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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