she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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