The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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