matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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