there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Bring me that man meat
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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