Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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