Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
