Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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