who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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