apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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