are you still at the devil's house?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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