i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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