too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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