Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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