We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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