don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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