drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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