If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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