oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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