stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
false alarm, still single
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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