He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
