she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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