hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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