She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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