At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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