Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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