I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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