Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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