so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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