if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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