She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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