Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
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Life is so much better after having sex.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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