Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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