ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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