THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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