Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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