# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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