so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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