First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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