I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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