I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I want to fling myself into the sun
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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