i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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