I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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