this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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