i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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