We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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