My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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